Armchair Olympian

I am not a die-hard sports enthusiast, but confessaccompany this sport! Imagine four
I enjoyed watching the winter Olympics held inNewfoundlanders winning the gold - talk about a
Turino Italy. It was nice to watch somethingparty when they get home!There is the luge
positive and motivational for a change and towhere, depending on the event, one or two
delight in some truly amazing and generous acts. Ipeople lie on their backs on a sled going down a
find the wide variety of sports showcasedtight twisty run ... feet first. You might think that
fascinating, proving there is a lot one can do inis scary enough until you see those in the
cold climates of winter!Consider the spectrum ofskeleton event, maybe appropriately named.
sports. There are the many varieties of skiing.These athletes go down a steep ice track, on a
The downhill event has skiers reaching speeds ofsled, that has no brakes, headfirst. Hmmm ...
140 kilometers per hour (87 mph), you getwhere do they find people to do this?Then there
speeding tickets for going that fast in a car!is ice hockey. Grown men and women strap on
Imagine what it takes to be a ski jumper as youboots with blades on the bottom, use curved
attempt to imitate flight and defy gravity thesticks to shoot a hard rubber disk in the
longest once you are airborne. Picture theopponents net. This happens as they skate at up
freestyle skiers who twist and turn in the air soto 50 km per hour (30 mph) and shoot the puck
fast I don't know how the commentators canat over 150 km per hour (95 mph) while
describe their incredible aerial feats. Themaneuvering around on ice. A shame both the
cross-country skiers have tremendous endurance,NHL laden U.S.A. and Canadian teams didn't even
and some stop to shoot rifles while trying tomake it to the semi-finals. Perhaps too much
manage their beating hearts and gasping lungs.Wetalent, not enough "team".Over the 17-day period,
were witness to a newer Olympic event that2,500 athletes from 85 nations competed for 84
debuted in Nagano in 1998, snowboarding. I thinkmedals in seven sports. We shared the pride of
the snowboarders had the most fun creating theirthose on the podium as they smiled or cried as
lexicon when they speak of a McTwist, Fakie,their national anthem played before the world.
Duckfoot, an Ollie or a Nollie! Didn't it just used toTwo single acts at this twentieth Olympic Games
be Narly ... or was that suffer speak and I've juststand out in my mind and will for many years.I
dated myself?There are those flashy speedapplaud gold medalist Joey Cheek, the USA speed
skaters in their skin-tight outfits who fly aroundskater for donating his $25,000 bonus to Right to
an oval ice surface at up to 60 km per hour (37Play, an organization of former Olympic,
mph) battling G forces in the turns. The figureParalympic and professional athletes worldwide
skaters entertained us with their dance routineswho support using sport for development, health
and inspiring jumps. They also showedand peace. Good for you Joey, you are an
tremendous grit when Zhang Dan a Chinese pairsinspiration to many.Perhaps the defining moment
figure skater had a spectacular fall which madeof the Games was when Sara Renner, a Canadian
anyone watching cringe. To our disbelief, this 20broke her ski pole in a cross-country team sprint
year old got up, completed the routine, and wonevent. A Norwegian coach gave her a pole to
the silver medal. Awesome.We can't forget thefinish the race. She and teammate Beckie Scott
curlers. A sport many find strange, but appreciatewent on to win the silver medal. To me this
the accuracy involved in curling your rock down aunselfish act defines sportsmanship and is hard
44 meter (49 yard) ice surface and trying to hitevidence the true Olympic spirit lives on. See you
a bulls eye with two sweepers helping controlin Vancouver in 2010.Clayton Shold has 25 years
speed and direction of a heavy stone, while youof experience helping sales professionals increase
opponent is attempting to block you or knocktheir revenue and productivity. He can be reached
you on every throw. Lots of yelling and physicsat claytonshold@cogeco.