| At a recent engagement in Chicago I took Tracy | | | | I jumped up from the commode and ran into the |
| along and added a couple of extra days to the | | | | bedroom area screaming - "Oh My God --- Oh My |
| trip for some relaxation. Tracy loves Chicago and | | | | God". SOMETHING IS WRONG, SOMETHING IS |
| "The Magnificent Mile" on Michigan Avenue is a | | | | WRONG. "I WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET AND |
| shopper's paradise. She loves to shop, eat and go | | | | SOMETHING WAS HOT AND BURNING ME AND |
| to shows. On this trip I booked a nice older hotel | | | | MAKING A SIZZLING NOISE." I did knock the |
| called "The Allegro. It was right next door to one | | | | lamp off the night stand in the process. |
| of the theaters. | | | | Tracy jumped out of bed and ran into the |
| This hotel's bathroom wasn't very big. It had a | | | | bathroom and flipped on the light only to find her |
| small ledge over the sink and toilet that was | | | | curling iron had fallen in to the toilet with the hot |
| suppose to hold all of our toiletries. After the | | | | barrel half submerged in the water of the toilet |
| show and dinner it was quite late so we came | | | | bowl. I was close behind and when I looked over |
| back to the hotel room and went straight to bed. | | | | her shoulder at the commode I saw the curling |
| Well, about 4am I woke up and had to use the | | | | iron submerged in the toilet bowl with the hot |
| bathroom. Not wanting to disturb my sweet little | | | | prong sticking straight up. The toilet water was |
| wife, I felt my way along the wall to the | | | | actually bubbling. I had never experienced anything |
| bathroom and decided to sit down so I wouldn't | | | | like that before. I could have been electrocuted or |
| have to turn the light on. As I was sitting there, I | | | | severely burned in the most precarious spot. That |
| felt a strange warmth on the back of my legs. | | | | curling iron must have been there for hours, so |
| My first thought was that my directional aim was | | | | the water was boiling hot and the protruding end |
| off and that I was probably getting my boxers | | | | had to be oh so close to damaging my manhood. |
| wet and would have to change them. | | | | Tracy began laughing hysterically. Of course she |
| I reached down to change the directional flow, if | | | | claims that she didn't start laughing until she was |
| you know what I mean, and suddenly all of my | | | | sure that I wasn't hurt. Funny, she couldn't stop |
| senses kicked into gear. I heard a weird sizzling | | | | laughing the rest of the night and to this day |
| sputtering sound, strangely enough I smelled | | | | every time she shares the curling iron story with |
| something burning (hair) and it was at that | | | | our friends she bursts into laughter. |
| moment that I actually felt a burning sensation. It | | | | I will never ever go to the bathroom in the dark |
| hurt, it really hurt. | | | | again!!! |