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Article #239: 10 Things You Should Never Wear

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Everyone's heard about the key items that but the whiskers make you appear wider in
should be in a closet: black trousers, a the thigh region. Any pair with
classic pump, a white oxford shirt, etc. appliqués is also not okay. Rhinestones
But what about those items that should and decals just make it look like you
not be in there- the ones that tempt you went a little crazy with the glue gun.
to betray your fashion sense and keep you Netted tops.
from looking like your usual, You would think this one would be
put-together self? Yes, these items may obvious. And yet you still see this MAJOR
be comfort pieces, but most likely they fashion don't at clubs and on the pages
fit like anything but. So rid yourself of of celebrity magazines. Leave the nets to
them now before you pull an Eve and pick the fishermen. We don't want to see your
that red apple. Check out our list of bra. Even if it is a cute color.
items to purge. Scrunchies and hair claws.
Booty shorts. Use these for at-home purposes only. They
Jessica Simpson could pull them off in were cool when you were in the second
Dukes of Hazzard, but, then again, it was grade, but now they look, well,
a movie. Translating this trend to real elementary. If you need a way to hold up
life is a different story. Short shorts your hair when you're straightening,
can be pulled off successfully-think curling or blow-drying then, by all
loose-fitting nautical pairs for spring, means, scrunch away. But the minute these
but it's the unsuccessful versions that accessories see the light of day, you're
we see the most of. If you are unsure if entering the fashion danger zone. If they
short shorts are right for you, take it match your outfit, it's still a no.
as a sign and stick to their adorable Pleather.
cousin, the Bermuda. Still holding on? Either opt for the real deal or, if
Walk a lap around your bedroom. If you you're against animal products, don't
have to yank them down more than once, even go there. It looks cheap-probably
it's time to give them the boot. Because because it is. People easily recognize
when you step out of the house, don't that it's fake, so don't try to pass it
think that everyone around you is off as pleather without the "p".
oblivious to your pain. It's visible. Bad beach wear.
Cropped tops. Just because you're going to the beach,
Unless you're at the beach or in your doesn't mean you can get away with
PJs, don't forget that showing off your wearing anything. Cover-ups can be
stomach is definitely circa 1998. Put especially terrible. Just remember, see
your baby tees in your pajama drawer and through = not a do. And make sure to buy
store your skimpy "going out shirts" in a swimsuit that fits. One-piece swimsuits
the attic. If you're not ready to toss are really in this season, so don't rule
them out just yet, try layering the them out!
shorter top over a longer tank. Skin-tight white.
Shoulder pads. Tight white pants show off everything.
You're not a football player. And if by Capri and short versions show even
some slim chance you are, you wouldn't more-and not in a flattering way. If you
wear your game gear to the office, would still have these in your closet, you need
you? Maybe you think that shoulder pads to either opt for a shape that gives you
make you look "serious," but, really, some more room or rethink the color.
it's unflattering and frumpy. Cut them Anthropologie, J-Crew and many other
out now. retailers have some great, relaxed pairs
Low rise pants. for spring and summer. If the main fabric
Skinny jeans in. Low rise out. Please is spandex, chances are they need to be
help humankind and wear either a long top retired.
with these pants or ditch them Getting rid of these items doesn't mean
altogether. Do not use Britney Spears as you have to throw everything in the
your fashion muse and keep your trash. Your booty shorts may be someone
extra-extra-low-rise-plumber-crack pair else's Bermudas. So be a good samaritan
around. and donate them to the Salvation Army or
Feathered jeans. thrift shop. Because if you don't, you
They're a lose-lose. Not only do bleach won't have room for that adorable spring
marks give the jeans an inexpensive look, dress you've been dying to buy.






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